What Gets Your Goat?

We’re allergic to whining, and typically can’t be bothered highlighting the “troubles” of professional surfing’s elite. Because surfing is fun, and our lives are relatively easy, so why sing the song of a half empty glass? But then we saw that Mark Healey had a goat. We are not allergic to goats. And we thought, why not give the goat to some surfers and ask them the simple question, What gets your goat? So we did. And this is what happened. And maybe the goat is allergic to us???