Any time Kelly Slater surfs, we’ll watch. The waves could be one foot and wind-whipped. He could be riding the carcass of a dead caribou (might not be physically possible due to buoyancy issues and/or severe smell). Could be anything — it doesn’t matter. If that man goes into the ocean with some form of wave riding craft, we’re curious enough to stick around for the result.
Here’s the result of a session at Honolua Bay. Thankfully, no Canadian land mammals were harmed in the production.