There’s scientific evidence that America has a lot of cities – some familiar, and plenty you’ve never heard of.(Ninety Six, North Carolina?) But out of all of these cities, a little place called San Diego claims itself to be the nation’s finest. Don’t believe the title? Well, let one of it’s more esteemed residents, Jake Halstead, prove to you why the hype is real. Watch as the La Jolla native floats in and around the county’s diverse terrain and admire all that the whale’s vagina has to offer.