Mark Healy surfs very scary waves. Mark Healy cuddles sharks. Mark Healy hunts jungle beasts with a cross bow. Mark Healy is the aquatic version of Chuck Norris – an amphibious honey badger of sorts. But apparently Mark Healy ain’t too good at standing on boats. During a recent swell at Half Moon Bay, the Hawaiian waterman took quite a tumble when the boat he was on got caught inside. It’s a slow-motion symphony of “oh shit” and “how the f*ck did the boat driver not see that one coming?”. The blunder has earned him a Billabong XXL wipeout of the year award along with a mandatory life-vest when on board any vessel.