How would things have panned out if Mitch Coleborn were an American Indian during Eminent Domain rather then a handsome bearded surfer from Australia who loves to get barreled on the front side of his hand? This could go either way. I would like to think that Mitch would be able to fend off tons of early American armed forces ready to rape and pillage by persuading them that life is best when we all sit by a fire, talk things out, and enjoy some fire water and a loaded peace pipe. I think…wait, I know…actually I have never been more confident about anything in my life. The United States of America would be a much better place if Mitch Coleborn were an American Indian rather then a professional surfer.