Why so serious? That’s a legitimate question. If you’re in a serious mood, you’ll probably want to click away from this page — go to a cholesterol seminar or the DMV or something. But if you’re not feeling all that solemn right now, the first ever episode of SURFING Magazine’s Off Script is just for you. There are dolphins, donuts, gavels, beagles, so on and so forth. We make fun of surfing from start to finish and nobody is safe — not even you, John John. So press play and enjoy…or go to the DMV.