Look I gotta call this one the way I see it: this llama is kind of a pussy. Seriously, come on. You're a fucking llama! It's not like you have a handful of Lima's hottest models waiting for you with a cold pisco sour and a stout baggie of cocaine on the beach. So quit acting like a little bitch and just catch a couple of waves with that guy. If anything, the salt water will make your llama hair all crusty and tangled and maybe you won't get shaved next time the buzzer comes out… Fucking llama these days, right?