Remember that time that Kelly Slater landed a 540? Yeah, us too. Here’s a look at the rest of the surfing from that session. How about Kolohe Andino’s wave at the :15 mark? Saving the best for last is for chumps, I suppose. But if you ignore that clip, does this really look like the kind of day that someone would land one of the best airs ever? I’ll answer that for you: No. Not at all. Just another testament to Kelly’s freakishness — just a damn shame he can’t gain any ground in this world title race.