Week in Review

Random Happenings in Surf for the Week of August 26

Naked Pros! Sexy Broads! Things to Hate! Wave Pools! And More!

It’s between events, there’s no swell, and very few people gettin’ weird. Here are a few gems from the drought.

Our Very Own “Banksy”

Surf street artist Bert uses spray paint to bring serious surf issues to light.

Naked Mase

Mason Ho’s shorts were too heavy, so he surfed a heat naked.

Singing and Green Screens

Dan Malloy and friends take a stationary bike ride.

Wave Pool Dance Party

We’re getting closer to the wave-pool reality. Next month’s conference will flush out the details. Here’s how they imagine it. Dave Navarro will be there (bottom right).

There’s still more

Tweets About Wave Pools

How do they make wave pools like where do the waves even come from

Sarah Nedz,
@SarahNedz

Wave pools be hectic as f-ck bruh

FATOZZ,
@Ozzylaahoee

Wave pools are like religion. People tell you how great they are. Then you go to church & it’s filled w/ crazy people who are hallucinating.

Not Dane Reynolds,
@dranolds

Just Some Hot Broads

What ever happened to nose guards?

People Hate Paul Fisher

Bears and giraffes and hippos too.

Surfing the Sewage

Not sanitary. (This is not current, but I discovered it this week so it “counts.”)

“Bropunzel” Surfer Doll

This is real. Yes, his left nipple is pierced.

Now for Your Weekly Animal

Just a dog on a person on a surfboard on a wave.

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