Week in Review

Random happenings in surf for the week of March 17

Waves in space! Hipster Scum! Slater Haters!

If the leash ruined surfing, hipsters killed it.

Out of this World

Scientists discovered waves on Saturn’s largest moon, Titan. Good luck topping that Rip Curl.

When will it end?

Just when you thought it was over, Fox News brings back the welfare surfer.

Surfer in the Snow

It gets really creepy around the two-minute mark.

Surfer made of Snow

The things surfers do when they can’t surf…

Wet suit

Not to be confused with wetsuit.

Hipster Scum

“Leg ropes” are too popular so this new breed of surfers has opted for a more obscure approach to surfing, according to The Telegraph.

Surfer Facebook Comments

Context Free

Makes your butt pucker a little bit.

Alex Tripp

Where the fak is this have to get a shred sesh and nighty on the go got gent now!!!

Arthur Youe

Fookin hell ENGLAND that’s sick innit!

David Rogers

“Dolphin Boy”

I bet the dolphin did it on porpoise. See what I did there?

“Brooklyn’s Lone Pro Surfer”

Does Mikey DeTemple live in a J Crew catalog?

Drones Take Over

60 Minutes explored the world of commercial drones and decided to throw in some Pipeline clips. Skip to 3:42, unless you are into things other than surfing.

#SlaterHater

Even The Champ is a victim of localism. Does Mick Fanning have an alibi?

Just ’cause

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