Week in Review

Random happenings in surf for the week of March 24

Surfer punches shark! Leo loves great whites!
Scuba diving in space!

Would you rather have a shark bite your left butt cheek or your forearm?

Surfer punches shark!

Mark Byrne’s “quick reflexes” helped him “narrowly escape the jaws of death” as a shark tried to eat his “left butt cheek.” His reason for staying out after is amazing (2:30).

Leonardo DiCaprio Loves Sharks

The Wolf of Wall Street almost became the lunch of a great white. (2:38)

Deadly Cutback

A kite surfer in Florida had a shark munch on his arm halfway through a cutback. Might be better off sticking to airs.

Even more sharks

On second thought, that was actually a mackerel

Double Shakas

In Houston, you can “hang-ten without the water.” The lady’s face at 0:38 followed by a massive double shaka are too good.

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William Ferrell Surfs

And he is concerned about “American Professional Surfers.”

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Will Ferrell is taller than Kelly Slater

Wait is Kelly Slater really that short or is this just evidence that Will Ferrell was birthed by abnormally large ogres?

Ian Hebson

Slater’s not that tall, but he is a giant as the world’s best surfer ever.

Edgar Malveiro

Kelly Slater is 5’9″ Most pro surfers aren’t that tall lol

Katie Larkins

We found your dream home

That’s if you want to move to foggy London town. These “surf and turf” property packages cost a mere $540k and come with an “artificial surf wave machine.”

Scuba diving > surfing

Apparently, the idea of surfing on Saturn’s moon Titan is too crazy. But scuba diving, on the other hand, is much more feasible.

Surf Sauna

These cold-water surfers turned geniuses figured out a way to surf all day in New Hampshire’s frigid conditions.

Schlongboarder Round 2

Paul Fisher’s infamous “dick surfboard” rises again for a couple lip bashes on the Gold Coast.

Last Call

SURFER Photographer Chris Burkard was on Last Call with Carson Daly to discuss his new book “Distant Shores” and Russians shooting guns on the beach.

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