In a rush to gather his things from the competitors' area at Jeffreys Bay after breaking his foot, 11-time world champion Kelly Slater accidentally left behind a small piece of yellow notebook paper titled "Last One: To-Do List." From the contents of the note, it seems that Slater is in fact talking about another world title — the grand finale of the GOAT's career. Here is a scanned image of his list.

(Warning: Spoilers ahead.)

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