FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
San Clemente, California – April 2011
With all of the heat coming down you need to lay low for a minute. Yeah, it's been a while since it all went down but the stank aroma of the fuzz breathin' down your neck is worse than week old road kill. Might we suggest the JAILBREAK? A casual alternative to hard time, this Italian made model serves to conceal as much as it does to protect. With its polarized lenses and slick Volt application, going about your business just got easier on your eyes, not to mention your nerves. Designed with covert ops in mind, their classic design makes them damn near undetectable to the casual observer. Whatever the concern, rest easy, your scene just went undercover with the JAILBREAK.