Poor Mick Fanning. The guy quarrels with a shark on live webcast, sees his life flash before his eyes, and now a fried-chicken chain is poking fun at his close call. I’m not sure how “next level awesome” equates to a shark encounter, but if an overly processed “Jacked Up Double Crunch” sounds appetizing to you, head over to your nearest KFC. Available only for a limited time.