Let the Carnage Begin

Teahupoo doesn’t care if you’re a writer who struggles with backside tuberiding or a seasoned pro who has danced with the Tahitian tube for decades. If you make a mistake, she lets you know it—usually by beating your body senseless. And with the Air Tahiti Nui trials starting today, we thought we’d give you a little preview of the carnage. Enjoy the bloodletting.