MACHADO DETAINED Zen Master Loses Temper

According to sources that wish to remain anonymous, pro surfer Rob Machado has run into serious trouble with Cardiff authorities over an altercation with a fellow surfer at Cardiff Reef in San Diego, CA. Reports indicate that the Cardiff local and one-time Pipe Master pummeled another surfer with a stand-up paddle. This is a developing story, so stay up-to-date as the drama unfolds by going to at 7 p.m. PST on September 11.