Mexican Marijuana Smuggler Detained at U.S. Border

"Surfer" Attempts To Paddle $74,400 Worth of Marijuana Into U.S.

Quick to point the finger at no-good-stoner-surfers, the LA Times reported yesterday that a "surfer" was arrested at the U.S./Mexico border for allegedly attempting to paddle $74,400 worth of marijuana into the United States.

Judging from the timeworn (likely water-logged), finless gun he was paddling, he was probably not a surfer. He was also probably not very smart. The "Mexican native" was captured by the Border Patrol and sent back to his home country--where he'll likely refill his duffel bag and return next month on an easier-to-paddle SUP.

Check out the LA Times report here.