The allure of metro-length beachbreak rights in France: imagine if, like Jeremy Flores, you spoke its lovely language, and you could stare directly at Hossegor’s green walls between events on the ‘CT. Last year’s Tahiti winner will take the backside view at Teahupoo in a few weeks, but even Chopes could be a tough sell when conditions in France are like this, with emerald runners, wincing laybacks, and the charms of wetsuit couture.