Once And For All

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•It's Taj Burrow, not Burrows.

•It's Gabriel Medina, not Mendia.

•It's Maverick's, not Mavericks.

•A frontside grab is not an Indy grab.

•For every air-reverse, do three roundhouses.

•It's time to kill Yew! (You! is acceptable, though.)

•Goofyfooters just look different when they surf, and that's OK. (Foreigners, too.)

•Jaws isn't the place to learn to surf big waves. Someone's going to die.

•Judges: Don't reward surfers for intentional theatrics. This isn't soccer.

•Standing on your board and diving off wastes more energy than it's worth.