I just finished watching your latest commercial with superstar Gabriel Medina riding one of your new Galalxy walkie-talkie surfboards. Wow. So much innovation you packed into a mere three minutes. Forgive me for my scattered thoughts, my head is still spinning.
What your advertisement inflicted on me (besides a burning impatience for the day I can send pictures of my genitalia to my friends while they’re in the middle of a cutback) was an empowering burst of inspiration to chase down a few ideas of my own that, until now, I’ve been too timid to pursue. So please, Samsung, submit any/all ideas to your obviously thriving ideas department so they can be brought to fruition ASAP.
– Wine bed: Just like a waterbed, but with wine. Get thirsty for some Pinot in the middle of the night? Problem solved.
– Chip gloves: Say goodbye to flaming hot cheeto stained fingers. Say hello to a better world.
– The questamation mark: Can I patent this