Sabre Norris Is My New Favorite Surfer

The process of discovery is pretty simple in 2016.

We carry the world around in our pockets and most questions have answers that are only a few pixels away -- including questions we don’t even realize we’re asking.

For example, today I wasn’t asking who my favorite surfer was. I already knew it was Michael Dunphy because he is the Texas Rattlesnake and each one of his turns boasts the venom of a thousand snakes! But while I was on Instagram, not asking that question, I found this post and an unlikely answer.

Sabre Norris!

She is my new favorite surfer. First off, because her name. Secondly, because she does shuv-its. Tied for third: because she’s 11-years-old and because she wears a helmet. Ninthly (skating doesn’t do too much for me), because she can land 540s on a skateboard. See:

Wow…I think?

So now, because of 2016 and the modern process of discovery, Sabre Norris is my favorite surfer. I’m sorry Dunphy. Maybe you should wear a helmet and do some shuv-its and we can work this out.

PS – Who’s this man she’s referring to in that Instagram caption? Heard it was Tom Brady.