Today We Hate Robbing Hobbits


By Stuart Cornuelle

France in autumn is a place for tall mugs of steaming, muddy joe. Le girls are le cheeky. Le sandbars are le hollow. Le Quiksilver Pro is starting le tomorrow. But the contest has gone from European Vacation to Hostel overnight for CJ Hobgood, whose entire quiver was silently carried away in the wee hours from his rented flat in Siegnosse. STAB has the scoop, and we feel a civic duty to help raise the alarm. Get the facts HERE, and if you’re in France and see the thieves, harm them physically. If not, just remember that karma is real.

1,500 euro REWARD for the Recovery of CJ’s Quiver:

4 x yellow rail CGD 5’10” pin 5’10″pin 5’11″squash 6’1″ pin
1 x yellow rail Tokoro 5’10” swallow
1 x yellow rail Merrick 5’9″ swallow
1 x clear TL2 Timmy Reyes Model 5’10” pin
1 x blue rail CGD 6’0″ squash
1 x clear Merrick 5’7″ wing swallow twin fin