Factory Surfer: Matt Wilkinson

Like those monthly office birthday parties, Wilko's comedic relief is always a welcome boost for morale. But we all know his backhand hack is as serious as Indo's drug policy. And when Wilko gets tired of bitch-slapping the rights in front of The Factory, we have a driver ready to take him and the rest of the goofies to those dreamy, tradewind-kissed lefts on the opposite side of the island.