A Cajun hillbilly in the Grammy worthy satire, Joe Dirt, once said, “Home is where you make it.” Joe Dirt mistook the garbled proverb to be, “I like to see homos naked,” but while that’s hilarious, it’s really besides the point. The point is, we choose our domains in life. We are the masters of those places where our hearts reside. And while we’re not sure Aritz Aranburu has ever seen Joe Dirt, we’re sure from this edit he understands the wisdom in that Cajun hillbilly’s advice. Here, Aritz finds home in the tubes of France and Portugal, far from his Spanish birthplace. (Warning: there are no naked homos in this edit. There is, however, a Kelly sighting.)