Here’s The Creepiest Thing You’ll See Today

Nikki Van Dijk is a great surfer. Rockabye Baby is a great song (if you are a mother nursing an infant, or an infant being nursed). Great + great = great right? Wrong. Here’s a video we found while scouring YouTube for the click of Nikki body-slamming a rock at Bells last year. It appears to be the footage from Nikki’s My Bikini edit from Rip Curl but, ummm, with Rockabye Baby dubbed over it. Aaaaaand now we have goosebumps.