Here’s A Video Of Russian Women Surfing In High Heels

The title does not lie. Because we are a publication founded on journalistic integrity, let’s cover the basics here.

Who: Russian women
What: Surfing in high heels
When: Last year
Where: Bali
Why: ?

We have no idea. No idea. The only thing that we’re completely sure of is that John John Florence really needs to put out a new edit to balance out what just happened.