Well. That’s it. We might as well all stop fixing our hair and just get fat now. This video of the Hurley Youth surfing Hawaii gives you no reason to buy into an ego anymore. Just press play and see why. Now, a note on each surfer:

Nick Marshall: His surfing could bring (elated) tears to Mark Occhilupo’s eye.
Eli Hanneman: Pretty sure it already says his name on the 2027 World Title trophy.
Jake Marshall: Put Kolohe Andino reference here.
Barron Mamiya: Probably somewhere between the next John John Florence and the next Mason Ho.