Lucas Silveira // Hawaii // 2:52

We’ll be honest here. We had no idea Lucas Silveira was, so we googled him. According to the internet, the gentleman you see in the clip above is either:

A) The world’s sexiest man
B) A Canadian transgender singer
C) A real estate mogul in Miami
D) An 18-year-old Brazilian surfer

Let’s roll with D. Barely legal and from Brazil! This kid is smashing stereotypes like a transgender bull in a va-china shop! Charging? Check. Powerful rail turns? Check? Listings for swanky Miami penthouses? Nah man. Wrong Lucas Silveira.