Remember Chuck Norris jokes? Had a good run, didn’t they? Little no fact: You could insert Mark Healey’s name into any of them and they still make perfect sense. Let’s try!
Mark Healey died twenty years ago. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
Mark Healey has a beach house in Alaska.
Some magicians can walk on water. Mark Healey can swim on land.
Mark Healey can slam a revolving door.
See? Point is, Mark Healey is a badass. For further proof, just press play on this video of him talking about his XXL wave in Puerto Escondido — far more entertaining than Walker Texas Ranger in our book.