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Anybody tired of beach break pits yet?

No? Cool, same here.

This video’s entertainment comes from its unpredictability. For every screamer surfed to perfection, there are a couple guys dodging, going over the falls, or stumbling on the goal line. It brings back the real-time excitement of “Oh my god, will he make it” or “Holy shit, I think he just died”. Go ahead and count how many perfect waves were missed or blown in this video, and then ask yourself very seriously whether or not you would have made them yourself. If it’s a series of resounding “Absolutelies!”, you’re either John John or a liar.