One Time, Pat Gudauskas Got Run Over By A Cab In Australia

You read the title. One time, Pat Gudauskas got run over by a cab in Australia. We’re not lying. In a new episode of Classic Tales from Vans, Pat and his brother Dane recount a big night down under that ended with attempted the sound of Detroit (fine, probably Japan) steel on flesh. Because, these days, who hasn’t been a victim of attempted vehicular manslaughter*?

*Basically everyone