It was only a matter of time before Paul Fisher ordered a surfboard modeled after a penis, shoved it in Kai Otton’s face, then actually went out and surfed good on it. Couple notes here. 1) Great job the folks at Super Surfboards — that thing is really believable. Great dick, guys. 2) No, really, he’s surfing good on it. 3) Is Paul Fisher the first male professional surfer ever to experiment with dicks? 4) If you don’t at least chuckle at this clip, there’s something wrong. Go move to Alaska and be sad.