Ryan Burch Asymmetrically Threads Cloudbreak

If you like cascading, blue lips in slow motion, this is the clip for you.

Ryan Burch is a master of weird boards but that’s because to him, they’re not weird at all. Their asymmetry is founded in scientific and stylistic preferences that allow Ryan to drop, slip and slide through any tube of his choosing. Case in point: this montage of rum-runners in Fiji.

If this clip doesn’t make you want to buy a plane ticket and fly somewhere tropical, nothing will. Also you’re a sad, sad human. You should get that checked out.