Winter Storm Jonas has been a big, mean weather machine and he/she (gender neutral, idk) left a trail of terror, killing at least 48, collapsing roofs, and making a mess of transit in the Northeast. For those not stuck inside the confines of their own homes (hello cabin fever!) or running for cover in the arms and living room of a relative, there was an ocean full of waves in which one could seek refuge. Sure it’s cold and snowing, but a vision from inside a dark brown tube will last ten times longer than that ice cream headache of epic proportion. Balaram Stack, Pat Schmidt, and Tommy Ihnken can be seen testing my theory in the edit above.